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if Alex Lawson were a fat mythical swordsman:





o and uh happy belated cinco de mayo

yeah..

i get an email in a few years asking me to be apart of a youth group panel on dating. i don't really say much of anything throughout the entire formal talk and Q&A. i just sit there listening to the familiar advice given by the clean-cut 20somethings. while listening i look out upon the young zittty faces of the confused and eager guys sitting, eating up every word as if all the pieces of advice will stack up neatly into a key in their minds used to unlock all the secrets of women. after everything had been said and our time is drawing near an end the youth pastor will ask for final comments. when the well-meaning, young, hip pastor asks for final remarks i say that i would like to speak shortly about something. i would then turn to my panel coleuges and bluntly let everyone know that what they said was wrong and then turn to the audience and tell the young guys to disregard everything they just heard. i remind them that they usually wouldn't listen to people who just take information out of their asses. i inform them that this whole ordeal is just plain retarded and shame on the organizers of this event. i tell the young guys that these guys up here know as much about girls and relationships as they do. i tell everyone that they mean well but the need to try harder...or maybe stop trying and just to start living life.

or i'm just mad at myself.

marmet(s)

hi.

sorry if this post offends you sensitive readers out there but it had to be posted. i was searching for images of a marmots to draw in MSpaint. i accidentally misspelled marmot marmet. and as i sifted through the google images i found this lil nugget of gold:


i swear, chele marmet will record anything for a buck and don't even start me on joel plimmer...

k here's my marmot:

this week make an effort to listen to Beyonce's "Freakum Dress"

that is all.

hi hi

hey guys i was just rummaging around some of my folders and i found a fun lil MSpaint job that I had made...thought I would put it up.
his mom says he can go swimming now.

im so sorry crew

i don't have my lil scanner hooked up yet. i'm in the process of moving into an undisclosed location right. let's just say it's been quite the salmagundi of chaos(google it bitch)! i haven't been sent all the security passes and they haven't taken my retinal scan for access to my swanky penthouse.

here's a MSpaint to show how my scanner feels about the whole lengthy affair.














yeah...he's crying. all he wants to do is run his lil light bar across images and scuttle his humble ink cartridges over paper.

so...

i just finalized the changing of my major! semi-scary semi-exciting.

ill get a doodle up this evening hopefully!

oo and check out this neato blog:

toddbotblog.blogspot.com

it's sunny out :^>

i has a blog

hi!

i has a blog now. i will post doodles and thoughts. good luck.

happy springtime northern hemisphere!